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Doofus-ism
People
are getting tired of neoadvaitists explaining to them how nothing
ever happened. I pluck my eyebrows but they grow back. Dont
try telling me that never happened. Ouch! I unwrapped eight
Hershey Kisses today and popped them into my fat little mouth. I
wish that hadnt happened, but it did. Not only that, the
cellulite factory is working overtime.
Neoadvaitists
do not have the corner on the truth. If they did, someone would
have rounded it. They dont even have the white line down
the middle of the road. That belongs to the dualists.
Speaking of dualism, that seems to be an extinct idea. And yet
the opposites continue to attract, especially at the wrong times
and in the wrong places. Even edating is not immune to dualism
and its faulty emissions. This had suddenly turned into car
talk.
So
what vehicle can carry us back home without a bunch of I ams
pushing it? And who is in the car, and are they necking! Is that
Buddha making out with some new ager? Whatever happened to New
Agers and the Harmonic Whatever-It-Was? Maybe my car with
the neckers in it should have a Rapture bumper sticker on it,
just to make it extra ridiculous.
I
cant write any more of this drivel without referring to one
appropriately named Senator Weiner. He has nothing to do with
neoadvaita; he has totally transcended all categories and has
begun a religion called Doofus-ism. In that, you dont point
to the moon, but your....
Now
I am giggling....
--
Vicki Woodyard
http://www.booklocker.com/books/4931.html
http://www.tantricnews.com/shakti-malan-a-tantric-approach-to-non-duality.html
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Read the entire interview at
http://www.tantricnews.com/shakti-malan-a-tantric-approach-to-non-duality.html